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New Inventions by Blondes:

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat


Remember when American moms used to tell their kids to finish dinner because children were starving in Africa ? Well, thanks a lot, Mom Africans are still starving and American kids are obese


They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?


If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?