Mi friends

Mi friends r the kind of people

that called me to get my phone number
spend 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box bcuz it said "concentrate"
put lipstick on there forehead bcuz she wanted to makeup her mind
tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
sent me a fax with a stamp on it
tried to drown a fish
thought a quarterback was a refund
got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
tripped over a cordless phone
took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
and studied for a blood test! lol