funny insults

Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.

If ignorance if bliss, why aren't you happy?

Ok...if you thought I would actually stick around to talk to you, you're not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are you?

If I throw a stick, will you go fetch?

Sometimes, I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you

1... 2... 3... Darn. I was sure that if I closed my eyes and counted to 3, you'd be gone.

Why would i want to talk to you? I can talk to a wall and it would be much more interesting the you!