funny sayings

☺ If con is the opposite of pro, than whats the opposite of progress?
☺ Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
☺ The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
☺ Theres no stupid questions, just stupid people.
☺ Flying is learning how to throw your self at the ground and miss.
☺ Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
☺ The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people tell you not to do.
☺ Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
☺ Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
☺ I got kicked out of girl scouts because I ate a brownie.
☺ God created man before woman because you need to make a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.