awsome quotes from "Semi Pro"

So im watching Semi Pro, and while im watching im going post all the funny quotes

"Jackie, Jackie dont bite yourself." -Commisher

"Oh, and if you see a possum, kill it. Its not a pet." -Jackie Moon

"Hey i got a ring up here to, It says "love".... EVERYBODY LOVE EVERBODY! 11 MORE HRS TO GO" -Jackie Moon

"Cant you just write me a regular check?" -Dukes

"SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!" -Jackie Moon

"Dewie INSANE he could rip my head off!" -Jackie Moon

"Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!" -Jackie Moon

"Um.. just like a day. But i've been working with cats for 12 yrs, do im pretty good with animals." Bear trainer